50% Caffeine 50% Cat Hair Funny Cat Lover Coffee Hoodie | SuperUmbra
Price range: $59.99 through $62.99
For cat owners powered by caffeine and permanently covered in fur.
If you live with a cat, you already know the formula. Half caffeine, half cat hair—and somehow that’s enough to function.
The SuperUmbra design ‘50% CAFFEINE, 50% CAT HAIR.’ captures that daily reality perfectly. Between early mornings, endless coffee refills, and a wardrobe permanently decorated with fur, cat owners learn to embrace the chaos.
This hoodie is for people who stopped pretending their clothes will ever be lint-free. It’s bold, sarcastic, and painfully relatable to anyone who shares their home with a feline.
If your day starts with coffee and ends with brushing cat hair off your hoodie, you’ll understand this design immediately.
All SuperUmbra products are made-to-order, meaning production starts after your purchase — no dusty warehouse stock here.
- ⏱ Production Time: 2–5 business days
- Shipping Estimates:
USA: 3–7 business days
Canada: 4–9 business days
- Shipping Costs: Calculated at checkout
- Customs: Duties & taxes may apply based on country
- Tracking: Emailed upon shipment; may take 24–48h to activate
Lost or Damaged Package?
Email us at info@superumbra.com within 7 days of expected delivery. We'll fix it—fast.
No returns for buyer's remorse.
Because all items are custom-made, we cannot accept returns for:
- Wrong size, color or design selected
- Change of mind after purchase
We DO replace/refund if:
- Item is damaged
- You received the wrong product
- There was a production issue
Send us:
- Order number
- Photos/videos of the issue
- Brief explanation
Refunds go back to original payment method. Replacements are shipped free of charge.
Q: Does the design represent a specific cat breed?
A: No, the bold cat graphic is simple and universal so any cat owner can relate.
Q: What does this design mean?
A: It’s about the message and the vibe — the kind of statement that makes people instantly “get it” or ask about it.
Q: Who is this design for?
A: For anyone who relates to the attitude behind it — confident, ironic, bold, or just done explaining themselves.
Q: Is this design subtle or a loud statement?
A: More statement than subtle — it’s meant to be noticed, without feeling try-hard.
Q: Is this a good gift design?
A: Yes — especially if you know someone who shares the same humor, mindset, or “this is so them” energy.
Q: What is SuperUmbra?
A: A lifestyle brand for premium tees, hoodies, and more. Learn more
Q: How can I contact SuperUmbra?
A: Email us at info@superumbra.com or visit our Contact page
Q: Do you accept returns?
A: Only for defective or wrong items. Read our Return Policy
Q: Can I change or cancel my order?
A: You must contact us within 1 hour. Production starts quickly!
Q: Do you offer tracking?
A: Yes. You'll get a tracking link via email once shipped.
Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: Currently We ship only within US and Canada.
Q: Where do you ship from?
A: From multiple fulfillment centers within United States and Canada for faster delivery.
Q: What if my package is lost?
A: Wait 48h after "delivered" status, check with neighbors, then contact us.
Q: What payment methods do you accept?
A: Major credit cards: Visa, Mastercard, AmEx, and more.
Q: Is my payment secure?
A: Yes. We use secure encryption. Read our Privacy Policy
Q: Do you use cookies?
A: Yes, for a better experience. Read more
Q: Do you offer refunds?
A: Only for defective items. More info
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